TRY MY GLUTE SPREAD!

This soft cotton tee is designed for all you clenched cuisine enthusiasts who always seem to take the whole "tongue in cheek" thing a little too far. Maybe you enjoy tossing salad like it's confetti on NYE or maybe you always find yourself taking the dirt road home. We don't judge. Sometimes you just lose control and those glutes spread easier than butter on a warm summer day. Help us spread the word about our homemade, organic, vegan, gluten free, low carb, non-GMO, keto Glute Spread! And as always, we'll leave the porch light on and the back door open for you!

This is a 100% cotton t-shirt that is FITTED, so if you are in between sizes, it is recommended that you size up.

The model in the product photo is 6 feet tall and weighs 190 pounds, wearing an XL size.

Next Level 3600 (Premium Fitted Short Sleeve Crew)

• 4.3 oz./yd², 100% combed ring-spun cotton, 32 singles
• Fabric laundered
• Set-in 1x1 baby rib collar
• Hemmed sleeves
• Side seams
• Tear away label